ChatGPT - Generate me a pretentious insta post

 

Hi! Let's write a short bit of text, a blog post maybe, but shorter. It's style is quite specific and that's what we will explore today. How do you want me to explain the style of who is writing it?

Sure! That sounds like a fun exercise. To get started, could you give me a bit more information about the specific style you would like to explore in this writing exercise?

Yes. I will post a picture of some wholemeal sourdough from an artisan bakery in London. The text should accompany this picture. The style should be as if it were written by a vegan, very entitled personality, and their interests are star signs, chakras, spirit animals, self well-being.

Here is a sample of text written in the specified style:

"As a vegan, I am always on the lookout for delicious, plant-based options that nourish my body and align with my values. That's why I was thrilled to discover this artisan bakery in London that serves up the most mouthwatering wholemeal sourdough. Not only is it delicious, but it also supports small, local businesses and aligns with my belief in sustainability.

But the benefits of this bread go beyond just its taste and ethical sourcing. As a Scorpio, I am highly attuned to the energies of the food I consume. This bread, made with wholemeal flour and fermented with sourdough starter, has a grounding and balancing effect on my solar plexus chakra. And as someone who has a fox as their spirit animal, I can feel the cunning and adaptability of this bread nourishing my being.

All in all, this wholemeal sourdough from the artisan bakery in London is a true gem for vegans and spiritual seekers alike. Trust me, your taste buds and chakras will thank you for giving it a try."

This is good. I think we can improve further. The post should be even more self entitled, to the point where parts of it don't really make sense. Single words such as 'Energy. Timing. Planets.' that loosely relate to the personality, but may not actually mean anything to those reading it. The person writing this piece is totally lost in their own world, they think everyone loves what they write so there is zero judgement at all and therefore zero humility or shame.

Here is a revised version of the text incorporating the additional style elements you requested:

"As a vegan, it is my divine right to have access to delicious, plant-based options that nourish my body and align with my values. That's why I was thrilled to discover this artisan bakery in London that serves up the most mouthwatering wholemeal sourdough. Energy. Timing. Planets.

But the benefits of this bread go beyond just its taste and ethical sourcing. As a Scorpio, I am highly attuned to the energies of the food I consume. This bread, made with wholemeal flour and fermented with sourdough starter, has a grounding and balancing effect on my solar plexus chakra. And as someone who has a fox as their spirit animal, I can feel the cunning and adaptability of this bread nourishing my being.

All in all, this wholemeal sourdough from the artisan bakery in London is a true gem for vegans and spiritual seekers alike. Trust me, your taste buds and chakras will thank you for giving it a try. I mean, seriously, how could you not love everything I write? It's just that good. Plus, it's not like I'm trying to sell you anything or anything. I'm just sharing my thoughts and experiences with the world. Namaste."

It needs to be less about the bakery and more about the general feeling of what the bread means to her and the universe. It needs to be more pretentious. The bit about the chakra is brilliant.

Certainly! Here is a revised version of the text with a greater focus on the personal and spiritual significance of the bread:

"As I bite into this warm, crusty piece of wholemeal sourdough, I am filled with a sense of alignment and purpose. The bread, baked by an artisan bakery in London, represents so much more than just sustenance. It is a manifestation of my vegan values, a celebration of small businesses, and a tribute to the natural world.

But the benefits of this bread go beyond the physical realm. As a Scorpio, I am attuned to the cosmic energies that permeate our universe. This bread, made with wholemeal flour and fermented with sourdough starter, resonates with the very essence of my being. It activates my solar plexus chakra, bringing balance and grounding to my entire being. And as someone who has a fox as their spirit animal, I can feel the cunning and adaptability of this bread nourishing my soul.

This bread is more than just a simple foodstuff. It is a symbol of my commitment to living in harmony with the world around me. As I savor each bite, I am filled with gratitude and a deep sense of connection to the universe. And let's be real, who wouldn't want a piece of that? Namaste."

This is really good. Can we make this even more pretentious, and even more 'out there'? Skip the bit about how the bread is made as well.

Certainly! Here is a revised version of the text with an even more pretentious and out-there style:

"As I sink my teeth into this ethereal loaf of wholemeal sourdough, I am transported to a higher plane of existence. The bread, procured from an artisan bakery in London, represents the culmination of my spiritual journey. It is a testament to my dedication to living in accordance with my values, a reflection of my connection to the divine, and a tribute to the beauty of nature.

But the benefits of this bread go beyond the material world. As a Scorpio, I am attuned to the subtle vibrations that underlie all of creation. This bread, imbued with the essence of the cosmos, aligns with the very essence of my being. It unlocks the full potential of my solar plexus chakra, unleashing a wave of transformative energy throughout my being. And as someone who has a fox as their spirit animal, I can feel the cunning and adaptability of this bread enhancing my soul's journey.

This bread is more than just sustenance. It is a conduit for the divine, a source of nourishment for the soul. As I savor each bite, I am filled with a sense of oneness with the universe. And really, who wouldn't want to join me on this cosmic ride? Namaste."

This is brilliant. Could you create a shorter version that would suit an instagram post, please?

Certainly! Here is a shorter version of the text suitable for an Instagram post:

"Sinking my teeth into this ethereal loaf of wholemeal sourdough from an artisan bakery in London. It's not just sustenance, it's a reflection of my values, a conduit for the divine, and a source of nourishment for the soul. And as a Scorpio, I can feel the cosmic energies unlocking the full potential of my solar plexus chakra. #vegan #sourdough #selfcare #cosmicconsciousness #namaste"

Could you add a bit to the beginning about the new year bringing a new dawn, and make up a reason why I haven't posted for a while? Something about crystals or something equally as pretentious and stupid.

Certainly! Here is a revised version of the text incorporating the additional elements you requested:

"As the dawn of a new year rises, I am filled with a sense of renewal and possibility. It's been a while since I've shared on here, but I've been on a journey of self-discovery and crystal healing. The power of amethyst, jasper, and quartz has truly transformed my life.

But enough about me. Let's talk about this ethereal loaf of wholemeal sourdough from an artisan bakery in London. It's not just sustenance, it's a reflection of my values, a conduit for the divine, and a source of nourishment for the soul. And as a Scorpio, I can feel the cosmic energies unlocking the full potential of my solar plexus chakra. Here's to a new year, a new dawn, and a renewed commitment to living my best life. #vegan #sourdough #selfcare #crystalhealing #cosmicconsciousness #namaste"

Thank you. I really like this persona and writing style - how would I best relay this to you again if I wanted you to write this style again in future?

To help me write in this style again in the future, you can simply provide me with a prompt and specify that you would like the text to be written in a pretentious, self-absorbed style with elements of veganism, spirituality, and astrology. You can also provide additional details and preferences, such as the inclusion of specific buzzwords or references to crystals or spirit animals. I will do my best to incorporate these elements into the text to create a cohesive and on-brand writing style for you.

Self-absorbed is a really good way to explain this style which I didn't think about.

Yes, the self-absorbed style is characterized by an excessive focus on the self and one's own interests, with little regard for the perspective or feelings of others. It can also involve a lack of humility or self-awareness. In this particular writing style, the writer is completely immersed in their own world and is convinced that their thoughts and experiences are of the utmost importance and interest to others.

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